"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
April 9
Falwell
Wants a “White Chocolate Jesus”
Jerry Falwell admitted
that he had no problem with the concept of an anatomically correct
“Chocolate Jesus,” but was adamantly opposed to a “racially
incorrect Chocolate Jesus.”
The “My Sweet Lord”
display in
New York City
, canceled last week in response to “a choir of whining Catholics”
was created from more than 200 pounds of milk chocolate, and thus, according
to Falwell, falsely implied that Jesus was a black man.
“Maybe the Easter
Bunny was black, but Jesus – no dice!” Falwell told anyone who would
listen.
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