"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
April 17
HEY
KIDS, IT’S TIME FOR MORE
ASK FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER...
Advice
for the lovelorn, stitch-faced, bolt headed, confused, possibly Transylvanian
and all monstrous stops in-between and between the in-between.
Ask
Frank!
Dear
Frankenstein’s Monster:
I am separated from my rat of a husband of three years and have a beautiful
2-year-old rat-like son. (I call him “rat boy.”) Initially, I thought I'd
retain my married name (ironically, it was “Rat”) but I don’t like being
known as “that divorced Rat Lady” as well, I’m not fond of “Mrs.
Rat” so I’m thinking of changing it. But
I’m worried it might be confusing for my son. Or will it? Do I know what the
hell I’m talking about? After all, I will always be "Mom" to him,
and nothing will change that.
Is it selfish of me to consider reverting back to my maiden name? (By the way,
my maiden name is “Droppings”.)
Frankenstein
Monster Say:
Hmmraggghh… Boy, mail sure is boring these days. Ragggh! Where all the
infidels and alcoholics? I know you out there! Mragggh! Okay, okay… Mgggmmm…
Frankenstein has solution. Use
both names, that way everyone win. From now on you be known as “Ms.
Rat-Droppings”. That has nice
ring to it…. Raghh!
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