"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
February 5
Take the Avery “Love Test”
With the Stupor Bowl over, the next thing we have to dread is Valentine’s
Day. Yes, we now move from
the world of beer, pizza and cheering for big goons on steroids, to the land
of chocolates, flowers, and bad Hallmark poetry.
Oh, and we’ll also have to face those annoying little tests that suddenly
pop up everywhere that claim to tell you what kind of romantic you are.
Like this one...
The Avery Love Test:
1. When
I think of Valentine’s
Day I want to…
a) kill people
b) drink alone
c) masturbate compulsively
d) do something romantic
That’s
it. Simple, huh?
So here are the results. If
you chose…
a: You’re a psychotic and likely
just recently out of jail once again, thus proving that the courts and penal
system have let society down.
b: You’re a lonely alcoholic.
You’ll do the same thing you did on Stupor Bowl Sunday and last
Christmas – drink alone. Hey,
knock yourself out! (Hint: A good
way is to stagger into a wall.)
c: You’re not so much a romantic
as a sex addict. There’s a
difference, and sorry to tell you this but Hallmark hasn’t invented a card
or day for you yet.
d:
You’re a romantic – or so you claim.
This means you will likely do one of the following: buy flowers; buy
chocolate; buy a card; buy all of the above.
Yeah, how romantic!
Last Christmas is so 2006...
Only 322 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
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