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"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
January 11
Scientific
Breakthroughs for Women
Menicillin: A
potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."
Nagament: When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the
same irritation level as nagging him.
Anti-Talksident:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
January 10
al-Qaida
Chief May Be Dead – Or May Not…
A
Somali official said that a senior al-Qaida suspect was killed in a
U.S.
airstrike – maybe. If the
supposed report is not untrue it could possibly not mean the beginning of the
end of an eight-year hunt for a top target of
Washington
's war on terror.Right now things
remain muddled on this issue. Or do they? No, wait, yes, they do…
A
U.S.
intelligence official said the
U.S.
might have killed 5 to 9 people (and then changed his mind and claimed
“9 to 5” and then recanted on that number when he realized that 9 to
5 were his working hours…).
The
anonymous official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, and claimed “to be
more anonymous than official” said a smallish number of others present were
wounded… Or killed… Or wounded and killed… Or maybe they weren’t even
present.
The
report came as
U.S.
forces apparently (but not reportedly) launched a third day of airstrikes in
southern
Somalia
. The official said an AC-130 gunship attacked a possibly – and quite
probably – suspected al-Qaida training camp. They think… One thing’s for
certain it wasn’t an al-QaidaRock
n’ Roll Camp.
Or was
it?
No,
that’s just silly.
Also, or at the very least possibly... Fazul Abdullah Mohammed, who possibly
and allegedly planned the 1998 bombings of two
U.S.
embassies in East Africa, was possibly and allegedly killed in an
U.S.
airstrike, according to the anonymous ‘intelligence’ official.
"I have received a report from the American side chronicling the targets
and list of damage," the official said, “And please, don’t quote me
on this, but it looks like Fazul Abdullah Mohammed is dead.As well we got three of his other buddies.Here – I brought pictures.”
When it was pointed out that one of his “buddies” was actually a picture
of long dead American blues legend Robert Johnson, the official quickly
responded, “Great! We’ve been after him for a long time as well.”
January 9
Pucca
Mix
While visiting
YouTube I was pleasantly surprised to discover that someone has edited my
Pucca episode into a 2 minute music video.
Last Christmas is so 2006...
Only 347 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
