"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
January 16
Enough Already!
The ghost of Di gets her revenge on the
bleeding paparazzi
The (sigh)
inquest into the death of the Princess of Wales (yawn) will be held (bigger
sigh) without a jury, a judge ruled Monday, arguing it would be difficult to
find a group of people who still care.
In her 34-page ruling, Baroness Elizabeth Butler-Sloss wrote that it would be
hard to find a jury who was not entirely bored, fed up, or just plain sick of
the whole Aug. 31, 1997 Paris car accident and the investigation that
followed.
Butler-Sloss
also confessed to being "bored silly with the whole thing" and said
that she wasn’t pleased about having such a silly last name, “but I was
born with – what can I do?” She then added that at least her name wasn’t
as ridiculous sounding as Dodi Fayed. “When I hear the words Dodi Fayed, I
think of an old barmy woman who’s lost her looks,” she said.
Princess Di is
widely known to be the most photographed ghost in heaven: If she really is in
heaven…
Butler-Sloss
said that her whereabouts in the afterlife would not be part of the
investigation.
January 15
Advice
For His Son...
Bush Sr. "Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made
with your mother. I didn't pull out in time..."
Last Christmas is so 2006...
Only 342 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
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