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"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
January 29
Would
You Buy a Car From This Man?
Name: Chuck (aka: “The Chuckster”)
Works at: “Chuck’s
Car Emporium”
Things you should know about Chuck:
In high school he experimented
with hashish, heavy petting and blood drinking.
Was once rather handsome – now not so much.
Has an insatiable desire to send people endless “funny emails.” Lives
in a Trailer Park and has a second mortgage on his trailer as well as his
sneakers. Can still fit into his old powder blue high school graduation
tuxedo. Didn't graduate from high school.
Prone to bed sweats. Considers
gin part of his daily diet. Possibly not human.
Also, that thing with the hole in his mouth...
Adjectives
describing him: Crude,
nonliterate, pagan, undomesticated, festering, prank-loving, rank, and
flea-ridden.
If you said “Yes”:
Then you'll buy a car from anyone.
Last Christmas is so 2006...
Only 329 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
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