"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
July 3
The
Marcy Chronicles Part IV
The Marcy Chronicles Part I
The Marcy Chronicles Part II
The Marcy Chronicles Part III
Little
Marcy was desperate to get rid of Big Marcy.
The pint sized prodigy had always been leery of Big Marcy’s drunken
proclivities and seamy friendships with Judy Garland impersonators and all
girl punk rock bands, and had decided the time to strike was now – but how?
According to Marcy’s former personal bodyguard, Little Marcy contemplated
simply killing her and was rather receptive to the idea of doing it with her
own little hands, but ultimately rejected the idea because she felt it was too
risky. And while Big Marcy was now
a 100% fall down drunk who constantly threatened suicide, Little Marcy
seriously doubted that she would follow through on her promises.
That’s when she latched onto the idea of another type of suicide for
Big Marcy – career suicide. The
result was the critically lambasted and ill conceived, “Little Marcy Sings
Sabbath Songs.” A Black Sabbath
cover songs LP was, to say the least, a radical departure for the pair who
usually sang pleasant tunes about birds, flowers, love, friendship and lovely,
flowery birds that they were friends with.
Big Marcy was hesitant to record and release the album but Little Marcy
assured her that it was imperative that they get tuned into today’s youth
culture with their Satanism, dirty hair and excessive drug use.
Suffice to say the general Little Marcy record buying public was not
ready to hear the Marcy’s singing such ditties as “War Pigs” “Iron
Man” and “Electric Funeral.” When
interviewed by Larry King and asked what on earth compelled her to release
such an album, Little Marcy smiled and told the genial host that it had been
Big Marcy’s decision. According
to Little Marcy, Big Marcy was a head-banging Satanist who revelled in The
Devil’s Music and insisted on force feeding today's youth culture with her
musical tastes and sacrilegious beliefs. Seconds later Big Marcy appeared on
the set and tried to strangle Little Marcy in front of millions of shocked TV
viewers. And just like that, Big Marcy’s career was over.
The American public might have forgiven her sexual leanings and odd
taste in friends, but they weren’t gonna tolerate one who forced kids to
listen to heavy metal.
Years
later Big Marcy would will try and murder Little
Marcy with a wood-chipper. But you
all know that story…
May 1 (Rabbits)
The
Elevator Hug
Here's a
link
to a little cartoon I volunteered to write for. It's a campaign for
a "Virtual Hug."
This virtual hug is meant to
help raise funds for Meagan’s Walk which raises funds to fight paediatric
brain tumours. Meagan’s Walk was started by Denise Bebenek after her 5 year
old daughter Meagan died of a brain tumour 6 years ago. Every year on
Mother’s Day, Denise leads thousands of people to hug SickKids where Meagan
had received such excellent care. This virtual hug remembers her love of
laughter and of hugs. If it makes you smile, I hope you will
consider sharing this virtual hug with your friends and maybe even
consider donating to this worthy cause.
Last Christmas is so 2006...
Only 177 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
Meanwhile...
Ten Men Who
Can’t Do Drag
The
Monsters That Tucked Me In
Satan’s
New Image
The 12
Strange Faces of Jesus
Partisan
Broadcast System
Twisted
Toys In The Attic
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Monsters From Way Back
What
to say in a Job Interview
Powerful
Superwomen
 Top
Ten Books of Summer 2005
Fashion Faux
Pas
 Liner
Notes From Bad Albums
Journals of Leon
Schlesinger
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the top)
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