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July 10

The Marcy Chronicles Part V


The Marcy Chronicles Part I
  
The Marcy Chronicles Part II

The Marcy Chronicles Part III

The Marcy Chronicles Part IV

Now rid of Big Marcy, Little Marcy released a series of holiday themed solo albums including: Easter with Marcy, Christmas with Marcy, A Pagan Halloween with Marcy, The National Frozen Food Month With Marcy, International Square Dancing Day With Marcy, and Eat Country Ham Month With Marcy, but by now it was glaringly apparent that the public was no longer biting. For the first time in years, Marcy’s LP’s failed to chart.  There were endless speculations on the reasons for Little Marcy’s downward turn; some felt that without Big Marcy, the act lost its family appeal; Little Marcy's despicable character certainly got in her way, and many were also turned off by Little Marcy’s extensive plastic surgery.  Marcy had her cherubic chubby cheeks pulled in, her eyelids and freckles removed, her skin bleached and a Jacko-esque nose job that would later prove to be the bane of her singing voice.  But even more disturbing was her renouncement of Christianity and her conversion to Judaism.  Her following LP, Oy Gevalt! with Marcy was viewed as an affront by her Christian fans, and Pat Robertson labelled her a “lost, vile, heathen – and probably also a filthy lesbian.”

It appeared that Little Marcy’s career was done like chopped liver. While recording the unreleased, Torah! Torah! Torah! With Marcy, the diminutive singer left the studio to get a pack of cigarettes and wasn’t seen again for almost 10 years.          

May 1 (Rabbits)

The Elevator Hug

Here's a link to a little cartoon I volunteered to write for. It's a campaign for a "Virtual Hug." 

This virtual hug is meant to help raise funds for Meagan’s Walk which raises funds to fight paediatric brain tumours. Meagan’s Walk was started by Denise Bebenek after her 5 year old daughter Meagan died of a brain tumour 6 years ago.  Every year on Mother’s Day, Denise leads thousands of people to hug SickKids where Meagan had received such excellent care.  This virtual hug remembers her love of laughter and of hugs.  If it makes you smile, I hope you will consider sharing this virtual hug with your friends and maybe even consider donating to this worthy cause.     

Last Christmas is so 2006...


Only 170 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!

Meanwhile...

   Ten Men Who Can’t Do Drag

   The Monsters That Tucked Me In 

   Satan’s New Image

  The 12 Strange Faces of Jesus  

   Partisan Broadcast System

   Twisted Toys In The Attic

   Movie Monsters From Way Back

   What to say in a Job Interview  

   Powerful Superwomen  

   Top Ten Books of Summer 2005  

   Fashion Faux Pas

   Liner Notes From Bad Albums  

   Journals of Leon Schlesinger  

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