"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
July 19
The
Marcy Chronicles Part
-- The Final
The
Marcy Chronicles Part I
The Marcy Chronicles Part II
The Marcy Chronicles Part III
The Marcy
Chronicles Part IV
The Marcy
Chronicles Part V
10
years later, Marcy returned.
Renouncing her Judaism and with a new album, Marcy Sings Hymns, the little warbler may have rediscovered her
Christian roots but she’d undergone so much surgery that no one recognized
her – or cared to.
“I’ve changed!” She announced.
“Who the Hell are you?” came the general reply.
Her nose had, as predicted, fallen off from all the surgery (and reported
cocaine binges) her hair was dyed jet black, her eyes hollowed out and, most
bizarrely of all, her head appeared to have been rounded out. It was rumoured
she wore the white gloves because of the nicotine stains on her hands, hands,
which it was said, now resembled talons. Little Marcy couldn’t even get
arrested – and then she got arrested for a DUI.
On her day in court, Marcy arrived looking disheveled and weeping, her hair
askew, sans makeup and wearing a grey fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She cried
throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her tiny
little hollowed out eyes.
Her trial was described as, “a circus but without the crowd.”
Now flat broke, Little Marcy made do with a court appointed lawyer and was
promptly sentenced to 45 days in a
Hollywood
prison.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Marcy. "Big Marcy!"
she called out to her ex-partner who laughed cruelly and then gave her former
friend the finger as a screaming and crying Little Marcy was escorted out of
the courtroom and off to jail.
As she was whisked away she was heard shouting to her manager, “Do you think
this will help boost sales of my CD?”
It
didn’t.
On her second day in prison, Little Marcy was shanked for her cheese sandwich.
She never survived. Sales
of Marcy Sings Hymns continued to
stagnate. It truly all was over…
May 1 (Rabbits)
The
Elevator Hug
Here's a
link
to a little cartoon I volunteered to write for. It's a campaign for
a "Virtual Hug."
This virtual hug is meant to
help raise funds for Meagan’s Walk which raises funds to fight paediatric
brain tumours. Meagan’s Walk was started by Denise Bebenek after her 5 year
old daughter Meagan died of a brain tumour 6 years ago. Every year on
Mother’s Day, Denise leads thousands of people to hug SickKids where Meagan
had received such excellent care. This virtual hug remembers her love of
laughter and of hugs. If it makes you smile, I hope you will
consider sharing this virtual hug with your friends and maybe even
consider donating to this worthy cause.
Last Christmas is so 2006...
Only 161 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
Meanwhile...
Ten Men Who
Can’t Do Drag
The
Monsters That Tucked Me In
Satan’s
New Image
The 12
Strange Faces of Jesus
Partisan
Broadcast System
Twisted
Toys In The Attic
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Monsters From Way Back
What
to say in a Job Interview
Powerful
Superwomen
 Top
Ten Books of Summer 2005
Fashion Faux
Pas
 Liner
Notes From Bad Albums
Journals of Leon
Schlesinger
(to
the top)
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