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June 22

The Marcy Chronicles Part III


The Marcy Chronicles Part I   
The Marcy Chronicles Part II

The “Sing With Marcy” LPs proved to be the financial goldmine that the wildly ambitious Little Marcy had always been seeking.  Now privately claiming to be “More famous than Satan and twice as ruthlessly adorable,” Little Marcy figured that the next step to even more dizzying heights of fame would involve losing the last of the dead wood – Big Marcy.  To be fair to Little Marcy, it needed to happen… Big Marcy’s big binge drinking bouts were now totally out of control and her romantic three way involvement with New York punk rockers Patti Palladin and Judy Nylon was starting to hurt the Marcy Brand.  Little Marcy knew the situation had gone way beyond damage control and that serious measures would need to be taken to make sure Big Marcy was removed – and stayed that way.  And yet, Little Marcy also worried about how the public would react to her as a solo act. Getting rid of Mr. Ruminant and Little Cleo had been, well, child’s work, but disposing of Big Marcy would prove to be far more challenging…

Up Next:  Little Marcy’s brilliant and sinister plan.    

May 1 (Rabbits)

The Elevator Hug

Here's a link to a little cartoon I volunteered to write for. It's a campaign for a "Virtual Hug." 

This virtual hug is meant to help raise funds for Meagan’s Walk which raises funds to fight paediatric brain tumours. Meagan’s Walk was started by Denise Bebenek after her 5 year old daughter Meagan died of a brain tumour 6 years ago.  Every year on Mother’s Day, Denise leads thousands of people to hug SickKids where Meagan had received such excellent care.  This virtual hug remembers her love of laughter and of hugs.  If it makes you smile, I hope you will consider sharing this virtual hug with your friends and maybe even consider donating to this worthy cause.     

Last Christmas is so 2006...


Only 188 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!

Meanwhile...

   Ten Men Who Can’t Do Drag

   The Monsters That Tucked Me In 

   Satan’s New Image

  The 12 Strange Faces of Jesus  

   Partisan Broadcast System

   Twisted Toys In The Attic

   Movie Monsters From Way Back

   What to say in a Job Interview  

   Powerful Superwomen  

   Top Ten Books of Summer 2005  

   Fashion Faux Pas

   Liner Notes From Bad Albums  

   Journals of Leon Schlesinger  

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