"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
March 19
Freud's
birthday is coming soon, so start planning your fun day Freud party now!
On May 6 it will be Freud's
151st birthday.
Make sure you’re ready this year! But
then again, how could anyone forget? After
all, the architect of therapeutic culture is an inescapable force. Do you hear
me, worm? Inescapable!! So in the
spirit of no escape from Freud take the Newsweek quiz.
Remember you insane crazies, there are no right or wrong answers as all
are up for Freudian interpretation and diagnosis…
Which means “penis envy” if you’re a woman and “castration
complex” if you’re a man. It’s really that simple!
Sigmund
Freud was born in
a)
His mother’s womb
b) He wasn’t so much born but just happened to materialize one day
c) None and all of the above
Freud’s mother used to call him
a) Cock nose
b) The bane of my wretched life
c) The one who does the laundry
Before deciding on medical school Freud had planed to pursue a degree in
a) Being a pompous asshole know-it-all
b) Waste disposal
c) Cigar rolling
As
an adult, Freud was most likely to talk about
a)
Doing the nasty with mom then killing dad
b) How sweaty his balls got during the summer
c) Serbian bean soup
Freud’s famous patient “Little Hans” was afraid (afreud!?) of
a) Freud
b) Freud’s mom
c) Freud and his mom
The
"illusion" to which Freud referred in the title of his book,
"The Future of an Illusion" was:
a)
Show business
b) A Viennese stripper’s pasties
c) Austrian comedy
Freud
coined the term
a)
I’m the man
b) Hug my, I’m Czechoslovakian
c) Shit happens in therapy
Freud
spent his last year in:
a)
An Iron lung
b) A Mexican brothel
c) A state of drunkenness
Last Christmas is so 2006...
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