"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
May 22
HEY
KIDS, IT’S TIME FOR MORE
ASK FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER...
Advice for the lovelorn, stitch-faced, bolt headed, confused, possibly
Transylvanian and all monstrous stops in-between and between the in-between.
Ask
Frank!
Dear
Frankenstein’s Monster:
Talk about uncomfortable social
situations...last Wednesday I had my fiancé over for dinner and while he
regaled me with a pithy story I happened to notice that he was accidentally
eating his own left arm instead of the pork chops I had prepared. I had no
idea if I should mention it to him casually and risk embarrassing him or
whether I should just pretend I hadn't noticed and wait for him to either
realize it himself. Fortunately he went into shock and dropped into a coma
before I had to push the issue... Did I handle this situation properly?
Frankenstein
Monster Say:
Wha?
Hmmmm…. Frankenstein think this joke mail, so he not answer.
Frankenstein no like to be made fool of.
Frankenstein crush anyone who send him mail like this ever again!
Ragggggh! Frankenstein angry. Frankenstein have issues with joke mail!
Raghhhhhhh!
May 1 (Rabbits)
The
Elevator Hug
Here's a
link
to a little cartoon I volunteered to write for. It's a campaign for
a "Virtual Hug."
This virtual hug is meant to
help raise funds for Meagan’s Walk which raises funds to fight paediatric
brain tumours. Meagan’s Walk was started by Denise Bebenek after her 5 year
old daughter Meagan died of a brain tumour 6 years ago. Every year on
Mother’s Day, Denise leads thousands of people to hug SickKids where Meagan
had received such excellent care. This virtual hug remembers her love of
laughter and of hugs. If it makes you smile, I hope you will
consider sharing this virtual hug with your friends and maybe even
consider donating to this worthy cause.
Last Christmas is so 2006...
Only 218 Shopping Days Left Until Xmas!
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