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"I Think, Therefore I Ant."
June 9
Jesus
Died of High Blood Pressure
Benny Brenner, an Israeli
researcher has challenged the popular belief that Jesus died on the cross,
saying he probably kicked the bucket because of high blood pressure.
“This fits well with Jesus’ overall
health and condition. A lot of people don’t know this but Christ was obese.
And I’m talking Fatty Arbuckle flabby. Only of course, Jesus could never be
as hilarious as Fatty was... Now, okay, sure, the crucifixion may have played
a part in his death – but mostly in a stress related way,“ Mr. Brenner
wrote in the article.
A 1986 study in the journal of American
Medical Association mentioned the possibility that Jesus suffered from soaring
cholesterol levels and other obesity related diseases but concluded that he
ultimately died of crucifixion.
However, Benny calls the AMA’s findings
“worthless crap” and concludes, “Jesus had an unhealthy lifestyle.
Believe it or not, he ate a lot of pork and drank far too much wine. He
probably also contracted the clap from Mary and he took no exercise. I’m not
saying the nails in the palms and all that other stuff didn’t have an impact
and that if he had lived a healthier lifestyle, in the end, yeah, the
crucifixion would have gotten him. But as it stands, right now, he died of
high blood pressure. What can I say other than ‘Christ that guy Christ was
unhealthy.’”
Your
Horoscope:
Aries:
Saturn suggests that you’re being bullied or pushed. And as always, you do
what Saturn suggests.
Taurus: Fate has recently defined itself as the
supposed force, principle, or power that predetermines events. All clear on
that?
Gemini:
An old flame will set your house on fire.
Cancer: Some helpful information proves to be neither helpful
nor informative.
Leo: Your trusting nature is a blessing to all those who wish to cheat
you.
Virgo: Venus is in your moon. You may as well drink because she’s going
nowhere and is a lousy houseguest.
Libra: The dawn begins imperceptibly as a faint glow and grows into a
really bad hair day.
Scorpio: See above.
Sagittarius: It seems you’ve been weaving an elaborate fantasy. Perhaps
today you might want to try a science fiction.
Capricorn: The obvious continues to elude you. Likely a stronger
antiperspirant is required.
Aquarius: Mars and Mercury will clash and as always you have to clean up
after them.
Pisces: Let your inner power do your work. Either that or get a loved one
to do it.
Link Of The Week: Doug’s
Dynamic Drivel
I
just can’t say enough good things about Doug Alder’s Blog. But let me try.
What makes it stand out from the crowd are Doug’s personal touches: The
guy’s incredibly perceptive, thoughtful, funny, and, he’s Canadian.
I visit this site every day – check it out. You’ll be glad you did.
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