Wear me, drink me, loofah with me
I got my lackeys working on putting together some Avery merchandise
You know, t-shirts and junk like that.
Oh, and the Avery home bidet kit should
be completed real soon!
Until then, you can listen to me rail
about shameless merchandising, in my rant called Principles.
I think youll find my hypocrisy
Seriously though, write to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com
with what kind of Avery merchandise you'd like to buy, and we'll
let you know when we might be able to fulfill your request.
Send this site
to your friend!