Who is this Guy? - Avery Ant

Avery, on his Political Ambitions:

"I'd make a perfect leader…but I'm not perfect and never said I was. And if I did - I deny it. And if I do deny it, I have a good reason - I'm alleging I didn't say it."


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“Wear me, drink me, loofah with me”

I got my lackeys working on putting together some Avery merchandise…

You know, t-shirts and junk like that.

Oh, and the Avery home bidet kit should be completed real soon!

U
ntil then, you can listen to me rail about shameless merchandising, in my rant called Principles.

I think you’ll find my hypocrisy quite staggering.

Seriously though, write to mug@averyant.com or sus@averyant.com with what kind of Avery merchandise you'd like to buy, and we'll let you know when we might be able to fulfill your request.

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