Writer/Avery's Hired Thug and Lackey
We all know that John got this job because of nepotism.
But I gotta say this: As a lackey no one can beat this fellow. Before
he found his calling of catering to my whims and radical mood swings,
the guy was lost. He was a co-founder of Serious
Comedy For Oxymorons, and all that got him was a
huge amount of debt. He's written for TV, radio, the stage, has
had short stories published, and even won a CBC Telefest
Award. Yippee. This ex-corporate shill/actor was
once seen on the boob tube flogging chicken and beer, but now thanks
to me, and a steady paycheck, he's flogging the domestic help he
can now afford. When he's not getting me clean urine samples or
slapping out reporters who cheesed me off, he's writing short stories
and letters of complaint to local politicians.
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