Behind the Scenes - Avery Ant

Avery, on Big Bird:

"Yes, the rumors about his anabolic steroid use are true. Ditto on the opium habit. But what he and Elmo do in the privacy of their bedroom
is between two consenting puppets."



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John Erskine-Kellie

Writer/Avery's Hired Thug and Lackey

We all know that John got this job because of nepotism. But I gotta say this: As a lackey no one can beat this fellow. Before he found his calling of catering to my whims and radical mood swings, the guy was lost. He was a co-founder of Serious Comedy For Oxymorons, and all that got him was a huge amount of debt. He's written for TV, radio, the stage, has had short stories published, and even won a CBC Telefest Award. Yippee. This ex-corporate shill/actor was once seen on the boob tube flogging chicken and beer, but now thanks to me, and a steady paycheck, he's flogging the domestic help he can now afford. When he's not getting me clean urine samples or slapping out reporters who cheesed me off, he's writing short stories and letters of complaint to local politicians.

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