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New York Times
Andrew Mackenzie - Special to the Times
"Let's get one thing straight," the diminutive star says
rather testily over a plate of untouched Malapeques, his second
Virgin Mary (he's been trying to cut back on alcohol), and the sugar
cube he is never without. "This is my interview. You're just
along for the ride".
He's right. Avery Ant has always granted very few interviews —
but even fewer since his now-infamous disappearance.
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People Magazine's Sexiest Man
Alive :
Avery Ant
By Holly Kurelek
One look at Avery Ant, from his crooked smile to his four potentially
wandering hands (a girl can dream can't she?), and you know the
mold has been broken on sex symbols.
"I don't think of myself as sexy," says Avery, bits of
sugar cube hanging seductively off of his pincers. "But I sure
like to think about sex." His laugh fills the green room of
The View, where he's waiting to tape his segment for the
popular talk show, the eyes of each female staffer glued to his
every move. Women are, as it's pointed out to him, magnetically
drawn to him like moths to a flame.
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interview
Weekly World News
By Daisy Pert
Palace officials are said to be furious over Avery Ant's torrid
love affair with the ghost of Princess Diana, according to top-secret
reports. Prince Charles is particularly upset that the deceased
Diana's dalliance with the diminutive star of stage and screen has
sullied the palace and left the Prince of Wales the "biggest
cuckold in the bloody world!"
"She won't even quit after death! Using a common household
pest to get back at a future monarch is pretty low," fumed
one palace insider.
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interview
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