Okay, now as you all know, there's an election.
And I've been approached
about joining the race and leading the "Anti Political Party."
And after much soul searching, I've decided that I'm freakin' heeding
So if you're one of the deluded folks who want to join my reckless campaign
fueled with its propaganda, mud slinging, scandal, and lies, then welcome
to politics, and the brave new world of Avery Ant and his Political Slant.
And remember - your vote of confidence is all fine and dandy, but what
I really need is your vote.