Avery's Campaign Journal

The Campaign In Canada

May 26/2004

My Health Care platform came to me in a dream last night - it's not so laughable once you get past the redesigned nurses uniforms. My divine plan is essentially a build on those hospital lotteries that you see on TV commercials all the time. Under my brilliant scheme though, every Canadian pays a $100 bucks for a ticket and the lucky winners are awarded things like a family doctor, one x-ray, an MRI or, the grand prize, major surgery.

May 25/2004

Getting ready to hit the campaign trail. First thing to do is get in some serious spa time and a facial - gotta look good for me public!

Called Mr. Martin and asked him if his fridge was running -- I know it's juvenile, but he always falls for it!

Saw Jack Layton and that mustard wielding Stephen Harper, (aka: Harpo) on television last night and got plenty PO'd: I thought I was going to be the joke candidate. Clearly, this is going to be a tougher race than I anticipated.

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