Avery's Campaign Journal

The Campaign In Canada

June 10/2004

Gave Paul a quick ding. I asked him why he was so hesitant to shake the Bush Man's hand at the G8 summit meeting. "Is it because after all your U.S. bashing that you're worried it might seem a tad hypocritical to be paling around with Georgie Boy?"

Kaiser Paul said it had nothing to do with that, "I heard a rumour from Frenchy Chirac that the guy has the coodies and he's looking to pass them on to someone else." I asked Paul what made him think that George Bush had the coodies and he got all serious looking and told me, "I've seen what they can do to a politician - the milky looking flesh, the translucent earlobes, the hollow look of desperation in the eyes, the complete loss of fashion sense… He's definitely got all the symptoms."

He told me had "lots of fun and laughs" at the G8 summit, although I gather there was a bit of an embarrassing scene when both he and Russian leader, Vlad Putin, showed up at the evening event wearing the same style of lampshade.

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"U.S. fears unstable Canada"
......................................... Front page headline
......................................... Globe And Mail, June 9, 2004

So, all we have to do to scare our southern buddies is act unstable. I say we go one step further and act completely rug-chewing insane! Then the whole world will fear us… And that'll learn 'em. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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Liberal politico and self-described "maverick" Carolyn Parrish, is quoted as saying, "I'm not lying anymore." Wow! Not anymore, huh? If that's true, then she really is a maverick.

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