| Avery's
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The
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June 27/2004
So,
what if it's a tie? They can't both be The PM? Or can they? Can Harpo and Paul
live together without driving each other crazy? Is that the theme song from "The
Odd Couple" that I hear? I think Harpo would be the Felix character. He seems
to be the more anal retentive of the two. Maybe we could get a TV crew over to
Sussex Drive, film the whole thing and sell it as the Canadian version of reality
television. Paul and Steve could be our Paris and Nicole.
I guess it might
come down to, "This looks like a job for that caped and cloaked crusader
- The Returning Officer!"
Maybe Kaiser Paul and Hair Steve could
work it out amongst themselves as to who gets to run the show and ruin the country.
They could… ·
Have a tickle contest, first one to giggle loses
· Play a 5 minute overtime,
it's always exciting when that happens in hockey
· Have a "stay
awake" contest. First one to fall asleep is the opposition
· Just
duke it out. Aussie rules, and that includes biting, scratching, and name calling
·
Admit they're both winners and let Jack have the headache of running the country
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