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Campaign Journal Since there’s no stopping these middle aged, outraged, cacophonous, Democrat musicians from making all kinds of unpleasant noises about what an evil monster George Bush and his not-so-merry crew of Republicans are, it appears that the scrappy right wingers have decided to fight back. Senate candidate Marilyn O’Grady says about the Bush-Bashing Boss in her new TV ad: “He thinks making millions with a song-and-dance routine allows him to tell you how to vote. Well last time I checked, this was America, and no one tells you how to do anything. Except for us Republicans – and we don’t tell – we order you lowly drones. So listen to me -- a ball busting, jack booted, GOP witch -- when I say: Boycott The Boss. If you don’t buy his politics, don’t buy his music... I know, I know, all us Republicans used to get wet and teary eyed over that “Born in the USA” song, but now we’re burning it. That’s what we do with art that we don’t like or that offends and challenges us -- we get rid of it! “Born in the USA?” No dice, my pretties. Now it’s “Burn in the USA!” In related news, Alice Cooper, a staunch, alcoholic, eyeliner wearing Republican, who, much like an aging stripper, used a snake in his act to avert attention from his lacking talents, says that, “If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information you’re a bigger moron than they are. Because all rock stars are morons.” Mr. Cooper than smiled both vacantly and moronically for the cameras, jammed a finger up his nose, stated that “2 + 2 =’s 22,” and then chased after a squirrel, while singing, “Here We Go Gathering Nuts in May.”Aug 21 / 2004 |
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