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Campaign Journal Jumping into the John Kerry swift boat humdrum and Vietnam fest, former Republican Sen. Bob Dole suggested Sunday that John Kerry apologize for past testimony before Congress about alleged atrocities during the Vietnam War. “He should apologize for exposing those atrocities. Oh, and he owes me 10 bucks. He should also pay me back. Bob Dole wants restitution,“ said Dole, who suffered a masturbatory injury during World War II that left him without the use of his right arm. Kerry's supporters were quick to come to his defense. “Senator Kerry carries shrapnel in his brave and sexy thigh as distinct from President Bush who carries two fillings in his gingivitis stuffed mouth from his service in the Alabama National Guard, which seems to be his only time that he showed up, unless of course they were having a beer blast and coke party,” John Podesta, former chief of staff in the Clinton White House, said, “Kerry still has nightmares and wakes up screaming while Bush is passed out every night in a punch bowl of scotch... My point is; this is a highly complicated issue with thorny undertones and wide reaching ramifications. But I think it can be summed up in four words. ‘Kerry good – Bush bad!’ Pretty catchy, huh? Actually, that’s a good slogan. Anyone got a pen? I want to write that down.” Meanwhile Americans remain firmly divided and baffled. Although there is one thing on which they can all agree: Isn’t there another war we should be focusing on?Aug 22 / 2004 |
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