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Campaign Journal Barbara and Jenna Bush, the president’s 22-year-old twin daughters, arrived like rock ’n’ roll stars at a Republican convention party Sunday... And well they should arrive like rock ‘n’ roll stars since there isn’t a single “real” rock ‘n’ roll star in the free world that supports their Bossa Nova loving dad, President Bush. (That’s the Bossa Nova -– not The Boss!) The “Alternative Olsen Twins,” both dressed fashionably in jeans and heels, smirked and stuck out their tongues at hundreds of reporters and rubbernecks outside the Roseland Ballroom in Manhattan, site of the convention’s first big “celebrity” bash. They said nothing (and still managed to make it sound unintelligible) and disappeared into the club. Inside, the guest list included “stars” such as actress Angie Harmon, Pauly “Anywhere for a Photo Op” Shore, Mark Harmon (serving tables in a Jedi uniform), Giggles The Trained Monkey, a gun-toting Charlton Heston, the ghost of Billy Barty, and George Hamilton. Also inside was W.W.E. wrestler Chris Nowinski, who said that if he had the chance, he would tell the president’s daughters there are better ways they could use their position if they really want to encourage young people to vote. “Body slams and sleeper holds,” the wrestler grunted before pushing a crowd out of his way to get to the buffet table. The twins have only recently begun to publicly campaign for their father but have all ready convinced a majority of Republicans that there really is a case for the use of condoms. “After talking to them, it makes me wish George had worn one,” said a drunken Karl Rove as the girls showed off their “high spirits” in the background which involved a ribald table dance (Barbara) and a lengthy public make out session (Jenna ).Aug 29 / 2004 |
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