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Campaign Journal Twelve-year-old Ilana Wexler really wowed the Democratty crowd with her speech –- which she stole from a ten-year-old boy, after sitting on his chest and pulling his nose and slapping his cheeks. This kid is pure trouble. Not just for the Republicans but for all of America. Donning a “sweet as sugar” demeanor while privately dreaming of candy floss kickbacks and slushy funds, Ilana claims to be the founder of “Kids for Kerry” which is a (get this) “grass roots organization of kids that support Kerry.” But I know for a fact that this little pixie has a hidden agenda, a debilitating $50.00 a day candy bar habit, and ties to both Nader and Bush. (I gather George owes her money and is frightened to death of the little creature!) When I bumped into her later that night, she was swinging back the Shirley Temples and chewing on a candy cigarette. I offered her a word of congratulations on swiping the speech from the ten-year-old boy and making it her own, but sugar makes this kid nasty. “Go to heck, you stupid ant – and shove it!” She growled, while chugging back her drink. When I told her that her manners needed improving, she threw her drink in my face and called me a scum bucket. Unfazed, I questioned her about her friendship with Bush and watched as she tore open sugar packets and snorted from them. “George Bush, does what I tell him,” was all she offered. She then gave me her “ABC” assessment of me. “A very,” she sneered, you can Bite my Cute ass!” July 28 / 2004 |
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