Avery's Campaign Journal

The Campaign In the USA

June 10/2004

Called George just to bother him while he's sleeping through the whole G8 Summit thing. Teased him about how Canada's Paul Martin (aka The Great Martini) really didn't look like he wanted to shake his hand. George said that the reason Paul was reluctant was because that French bastard Chirac, "has been spreading a rumor that I've got the coodies. But it's not true, I passed them on to Blair when he didn't have his fingers crossed… Ha, ha, ha, ha!"

We shared a laugh and then I asked him what he was gonna do after he lost the election. He said he was thinking about taking up mud wrestling (according to him, "it's a real sport!") or maybe starting up a rap band with Rummy Feld and the good 'ol boys… Then he stopped, got all huffy, and said he had no intention of losing the election. Then he laughed some more. Then he started crying. The poor guy's all over the map: Which, given his total lack of knowledge of geography and world affairs is kind of ironic.

Personally, I believe the rumors about him having the coodies. I've heard (from Paul Martin) about what they can do to a politician - the pasty looking flesh, the empty look of confusion in the eyes, the complete loss of fashion sense… Yup, I think George has got the coodies and got 'em bad.

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