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June
24/2004
Part threesome of a riotous comedy skit: George Bush has just
shot John Kerry dead and seriously wounded Avery Ant after giving the wrong answer
in a Trivial Pursuit Geography question (Geography isn't George's best subject).
George had answered "Australia" when, in fact, the correct answer was
"You Are Here." Our bull-headed president refuses to stop playing.
George: You see! You do you think I'm stupid. Everyone thinks I'm stupid…
John thought I was stupid. But I showed him, didn't I?
Avery: Yes, you
sure did, George. Look Georgie, I don't think you're stupid… A tad irrational
yes, but stupid, no.
George: Then finish the game with me.
Avery:
I've been shot you stu… Georgie, we'll finish it later. After surgery.
George:
Uh uh… We play now. I'll take the green pie for Geography.
Avery:
It's the blue pie.
George waves his gun at Avery.
George:
Callin' me stupid again, huh?
Avery: Take it!
George: It's my
turn…
George rolls dice and moves his pie.
George:
Four… Okay, Science.
Avery: George, I'm starting to have problems
breathing…
George: Just ask the question!
Avery: Okay, okay.
Let me see… Science… "What is the chemical sign for…?"
Oh God… Sorry, Georgie, that was Literature. My mistake, I get shaky when
I've lost more than three pints of blood… Ah, here we are… "What
is the color of grass?"
George: Hmm, I knew it this afternoon.
Avery:
That's correct! You win, Einstein. You get five pies for that so you're full.
Now all you have to do is roll up the center and the game will be over.
George: Five pies?
Avery: I gave you Australia, so now we're playing f*&%$king
Australian Rules… Role the dice!!
George: One…
Avery:
And on the other side of the dice is a five and that makes six. You're in. I'll
give you an Entertainment question. Okay, what's your favorite TV sitcom?
George: Umm, hmm, that's a tough one. I'm gonna need to think about that…
Tomorrow: Does George know what his favorite TV sitcom is? Tune in
- Same Bush Time. Same Bush Channel.
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