Avery's Campaign Journal

The Campaign In the USA

June 27/2004

My favorite Playboy Bunny and potential president-slayer, Monica Lewinsky says Bill Clinton is a "revisionist of history… Oh, and he's got a little one!" She claims the hunk of burning love lied about their relationship in his new memoir, "Sexing It Up In The White House - My 8 Years of Bagging and Bedding Babes, Broads and Beauties." In an interview with 9-year-old journalist, Bobby Jones of the "Daily Bobby" Ms. Lewinsky said that the former president and sex machine was dishonest and that he had missed an opportunity to undo some of the damage their entanglement caused her. "Because it's all about me!" the former intern said, "Billy could have made it right with the book. And would it have killed him to include a few photos of me as well? He's a selfish liar who wouldn't know what to do with a clitoris if it bit him on the nose… He talks like I just laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert… Not to mention the after dinner cigar… Hey, how much am I getting paid for this interview? Nothing! What? Don't your parents give you an allowance? No? Well then, I got 'nothing' left to say."

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