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Campaign Journal Hey gang, if you didn’t get a peek-a-boo at yesterday’s journal of the abbreviated version of the transcripts of the October 8 th Town Hall debate, no worries, you can do it now! It’s intriguing stuff: Instead of reading the candidates actual answers, my good pal and psychic mind reader, Madame Zizi provided me with notes on what the men actually thought as opposed to said. Here’s the transcript of my latest rant: Big Brother for President. Here’s a plan. Bush, Kerry, Nader and that Green guy Cobb are all made president and locked up together in The White House. The ensuing spectacle is televised to viewers at home who get to vote them off. Hey, if Reality Shows have taught us anything, it's that Americans prefer voting people out - not in. I'd watch it. We all would. We may not pay much attention to their political speeches, but we’ll listen to everything they say if they’re calling each other sluts and hogging the Oval Office bathroom. Our boys would also compete in challenges such as who can bring peace to the middle-east while covered in earwigs. And best of all: Viewers would get their thrills and kick some serious voter-apathy ass! In the end, our lucky winner will rule thanks to his treachery and totally naked ambition, and our losers will be banished from politics and given jobs at Wal*Mart and Wendy's. Sure, it ain’t the American dream - but it is the American Reality. And it’s about time these guys were part of it. ...So there you have it Democats and Republikittens – the complete transcript of my latest rant. Feel free to frame it, or have it tattooed on your ass. Anyway it goes – Just Have Fun!
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