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Sept 13 / 2004
Hey everyone, So here are the texts of the fab four memos indicating George W. Bush was suspended from flying during the Vietnam war because he failed to meet Texas Air National Guard standards and did not take his annual flight physical as required. Sorry I’m late with them but I’ve been on vacation at the Bush Ranch. And when I carouse, I get lazy... Oh, look for the sexy and revealing photos of the Bush twins and me to grace the covers of teen magazines anytime soon!
111th Fighter Interceptor Squadron
P.O. Box 34567
Houston, Texas 77034
04 May 1972
MEMORANDUM FOR 1st Lt. George W. Bush, 5000 Longmont .8,
Houston, Texas 77027
SUBJECT: Annual Physical Examination (Flight)
1. You are ordered to report to commander, 111 F.L.S., Ellington AFB, not later than (NLT) 14 May, 1972 to conduct annual physical examination (flight)IAW AFM 35-13. We do not mind if you are drunk. But we insist you show up.
2. Report to 111th F.L.S. administrative officer for schedule of appointment and additional instructions. Examination will be conducted in duty status. We know your dad is a powerful man and are willing to cut you some slack. There will be free scotch and blow. Please RSVP.
(Signature)
JERRY B. KILLIAN
Lt. Colonel Commander
19 May 1972
Memo to File
SUBJECT: Discussion with Bush, 1 st Lt. Bush
- Phone call from Bush. Discussed options of how Bush can get out of coming to drill from now through November. I told him he could do ET for three months or transfer. Says he wants to transfer to Alabama to any unit he can get in to. Says that he is working on another campaign for his dad. Says he thinks he’s better than me. Says he’s pretty sure he could get me court-martialed faster than I could say “jack-s*&t.” Says he could ruin my life. Says more stuff and then hangs up.
- Physical (Let’s Get). We talked about him getting his flight physical situation fixed before his date. We talked about his acne. It could get him out of this war. He promised to drink more pink gins in order to damage his complexion. Got to admire his initiative when it comes to getting out of doing his duty.
(Unsigned)
111th Fighter Interceptor Squadron
P. 0. Box 34567
Houston, Texas 77034
01 August 1972
MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD
SUBJECT: That Bush guy...
Suspension of Flight Status
- On this date I ordered that 1st Lt. Bush be suspended from flight status due to failure to perform to USAF/TexANG standards and failure to meet annual physical examination (flight) as ordered.
- I conveyed my verbal orders to commander; 147th Ftr Intrcp Gp with request for orders for suspension and convening of a flight review board IAW AFM 35-13.
- I noted that the guy is a pain in the ass and a coward and that he’s made no attempt to meet his training certification or flight physical. He told me that one day he would be president and then he’d ruin my life -- yeah, right!
(Signature)
JERRY B. KILLIAN
Lt. Colonel Commander
18 August 1973
Memo to File
SUBJECT: George Jr.’s Privileged Ass
- Staudt has obviously pressured Hodges more about Bush. I’m having trouble running interference and doing my job. Harris gave me a message today from Grp regarding Bush’s OETR and Staudt is pushing to sugar coat it. Bush (who always has a small paper envelope filled with sugar) couldn’t care less about any of this. He really is an arrogant fellow! Austin is not happy today either. Maybe I should buy him some flowers to cheer him up.
- Harris took the call from Grp today, I’ll backdate but won’t rate. Harris agrees. George gets a pass. What the heck, all those other connected Republicans aren’t doing their duty –- so why should he?
(Unsigned)
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