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Campaign Journal Hey pals, I was gonna rant about Dick Cheney and his dreamy eyes and marvelous oratory gifts but instead I’d like to share with you a Press Release that my press flunky Susan McLackey wrote. Why am I sharing this with you? Well, and I quote, “Because of the way in which it was written, the wire service refused to run it…” Have we been censored? More tomorrow –- but in the mean time, PASS IT ON!!!! For Immediate Release: God to GOP: "Leave me out of it" September 2, 2004 – TORONTO: Now well into the GOP convention, God, citing irreconcilable differences, has requested a formal separation between church and state, meaning he will no longer actively participate in the activities of either the Republican or Democratic Parties. The move was announced today by Avery Ant, political pundit and po'd pismire. The timing couldn't be worse for the Republicans, coming as it does during its Leadership Convention but the GOP maintains that it doesn't faze them at all. "Our legal team advises us that our co-branding efforts give us full rights to the word ‘God’ and our now trademarked terms ‘good’ and ‘evil’ with or without the participation of The Almighty.” When asked why God would deliver His message through a talking insect, Mr. Ant replied "cuz He couldn't get the burning bush past security." Typically silent on the matter was God himself, Who, although everywhere, was not available for comment. In a surprise move, Avery Ant used the opportunity to declare his candidacy for the presidency. His rants "Waste Your Vote On Me" and "My Political Platform," amongst others are available at: http://www.averyant.com/rants.html Avery Ant's campaign blog is available at: http://www.averyant.com/voteforavery2004/journalusa.html Interviews with Teresa Heinz Kerry and Laura Bush are available at: http://www.averyant.com/voteforavery2004/journalusaaug8.html and http://www.averyant.com/voteforavery2004/journalusaaug3.html respectively. Avery Ant's home page is www.averyant.com 30- For additional information or to arrange an interview, please contact:
Susan McLennan Ph: (416) 699-1846 Cell: (416) 699-2966 E-mail: s.mclennan@sympatico.ca Sept 1 / 2004 |
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