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Campaign Journal Democratic presidential candidate and re-invented tough guy, John “Kerry on Meandering” arrived at a remote resort to practice for this week’s debate. Word is he had a practice debate with sparring partner and friend Greg Craig last weekend in Boston – and beat the snot out of the poor guy. “Yeah, I kicked Greg’s ass! No one accuses me of taking steroids and gets away with it,” Kerry said while smiling and slamming a chair over a reporter’s head. In Crawford, Texas, President George spent about four hours pumping up for the debate, White House communications director Dan Bartlett called Kerry a “seasoned” debater and pugilist, against whom Bush would merely “hold his own...” “George isn’t all that comfortable with foreign policy,” Bartlett said, “oh, and he fights like a girl.” At podiums set up in a conference area of the ranch, Bush practiced for the big event. Sen. Judd Gregg, R-N.H., played Kerry. Mark McKinnon, media adviser for the Bush-Cheney campaign, was the moderator and George’s stuffed teddy bears played the audience. After, everyone had “pretend” tea and cookies and followed that up with a tickle-fight! Speaking of fun, the “New and Improved” Kerry campaign said it erred when answering a questionnaire for Outdoor Life magazine and said that the Massachusetts senator counts a “Communist Chinese assault rifle” as a favorite gun. “Actually, John’s favorite gun is a the German MG34 Machine Gun. He likes the belt feed and multiple killing potential of it,” said Teresa Heinz Kerry while loading her Kel-Tec P-3AT, “Me, I’m more of a handgun fan. Now this little baby is an astonishingly compact .380 automatic and sets new standards in weight-to-power ratio; plus it will provide me with good, clean, kills,” she added.Sept 26 / 2004 |
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